Bank holiday this weekend, and everyone is preparing to stop, relax and take some time to do, well, anything that is NOT working! I just wondered though, if I was living in a country like india would I get more holiday. They have over a thousand gods, so that must come with alot of holidays, right? And with every holiday you'd get a day off… no wonder that statistics reckon that the percentage of happy people in India is higher than here! They get loads of holidays, and they get lunchtime siestas! Man… I'm going to go get me some abroad holiday action one of these days.

I used to think I was a ninja. When I was a kid I used to have a magic bin, and when I put the bin over my head my mum used to pretend that I was invisible. I of course believed her entirely, and whenever I put the bin over my head she would be like - "oh! You've disappeared!" I was always so pleased! It makes me think about the games we play as adults, and they are not that un similar. We make agreements (not spoken agreements) that when I do this then that person will do that. It's quite subtle the way in which the agreements are made, but they are there. Especially in relationships.

I wish the rest of the world had agreed that I was invisible when I put the bin on my head, then I could disappear properly sometimes.

Philip asked if its possible to go over the dog insurance page.
HMph! It's enough to make me… Hai Ram! Same old thing day in day out, yeah!?

I don't know if you've ever seen it, but there is this new craze coming through London called mobile clubbing. What happens is a place and time is set where you turn up with a personal stereo or ipod or something with headphones, and then at the set time you start dancing! For example, Euston Station at 6:48pm. So loads of people would gather in the station with headphones, and then at 6:48pm EVERYONE spontaniously bursts into dancing!! It sounds amazing! There is some great footage on the net of past events, but the next one I get a chance to go to… I'm there!

We now get a discount at a cosmetic surgery clinc for things like omnilux revive.

London is where the clinics based. Brilliant. Fantastic. Great. Just what I wanted in life from the place I work, some where that gets me discounts to

make myself more beautiful. Harry reckons his lady Addison is dead interested in using his discount. He seems happy with this… I wonder if that means she's not the most attractive of women…!?!?